Parental Advisory: the following post involves Scary Dragons and Laser-Shooting Eyes. Proceed with caution.
It was a peaceful day in Tinytown, until suddenly a horrific roar rent the air! The good people of Tinytown looked up … straight into the steely jaws of an enormous dragon!
The farmer tried valiantly to defend his livestock. But the dragon immediately picked the farmer up and popped him in its mouth. “Mmmm,” the dragon said, his eyes lighting up.
(Yeah, it’s raining again.)